Chuck applauds the role reversal in Two Weeks Notice By Chuck NiceI've never purported to be a truly sensitive man. I'm more of a dichotomy than anything else: I'm just as comfortable shopping for shoes, as I am kicking back with a beer and watching a football game with my boys. That's why I find it oddly amusing that I have to watch chick flicks in order to do
Cinematherapy. You see, I don't like chick flicks. I find them a little boring and emotionally manipulative - and if I want to be emotionally manipulated I'll call my mother, she's the best.
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Chuck wonders if acting is the ultimate "Fool's Gold." By Chuck Nice
I just recently moved into a new home -- by "new" I mean a self-renovated 1917 relic that has sucked the life out me-- but I'm settling in and working on a
blood transfusion. Moving serves as a spring board for renewal; you rummage through all of your belongings asking yourself things like "Should I keep that beret that I wore for
Halloween c. 1998? We had such a good time at that party." The answer: Take a picture of it and toss it like a bad relationship - which for me means letting go, fretting incessantly, going back, realizing you made a mistake by doing so and then finally letting go. So as I suffered through this agonizing process with all of my belongings, I came across a DVD that I hadn't watched:
Fool's Gold starring
Kate Hudson and a shirtless
Matthew McConaughey. Rather than just throwing it out I decided to watch it. I now know why they call it Fool's Gold, because if you're in search of cinematic treasure, this film will make you feel like a damned fool; but I'm sure women must have enjoyed Matthew McConaughey's undulating pecs (I'm not jealous at all).
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Chuck goes to the movies and shares his family code.
A few weeks ago
Cinematherapy promoted the movie
Brideshead Revisted starring:
Matthew Goode (Charles Ryder),
Ben Whishaw (Sebastian Flyte),
Hayley Atwell (Julia Flyte) and
Emma Thompson (Lady Marchmain). Since we advertised the film I thought I should check out the movie. It's strikingly beautiful, filled with stunning shots of the English countryside,
Venice, and the
Quads of Oxford. At first glance the film appears to be a frilly
chick flick with all of the trappings like great costumes and romantic drama (of the highest order); the gay man within me was jumping with delight.
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Chuck discusses the power of satire in Tropic Thunder.
The funniest movie of this summer has to be
Tropic Thunder. It was great watching it alone in a theatre and not being embarrassed to laugh out loud. (Normally I'm the only one laughing and it's always at the wrong time. I thought the death scene in
Beaches was
hilarious -- relax, I'm a stand up comic). The movie was good, old-fashioned raunchy adult humor delivered in a smart and engaging manner.
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Chuck on The Dark Knight and Batman's enduring appeal.By Chuck Nice
So I finally did it! I went and saw
The Dark Knight. I know I'm the last person on the planet to see the most popular movie since
Titanic, but I'm glad I postponed seeing this film because I loved it. I loved the performances by
Christian Bale,
Heath Ledger and
Gary Oldham -- I even liked
Maggie Gyllenhaal, even tough I thought she was miscast as the irresistible siren at the center of a love triangle.
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Chuck reconsiders musicals and racial discourse after watching Hairspray
By Chuck Nice
I really don't like musicals. I just don't get them: One minute, the characters are bantering, and then before you know it, they're breaking into a song, replete with chorus and choreography. I'm unable to suspend my disbelief and enjoy the spectacle. All I can think while watching the routine is
this has never happened to me in real life...ever. I've never been at the DMV and seen everyone break into a song about bureaucracy and then dance their way out of the building with renewed licenses
and new leases on life. Have you?
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Juno causes Chuck to rant on the positives and negatives of
having a kid.
By Chuck Nice
I watched a movie last night that I thought I would hate.
It's the story of a 16-year-old girl who gets pregnant and decides to put her
baby up for adoption. No, it's not Sex and the City; it's Juno. I thought I would detest
this movie because I'm a contrarian and everyone loved it; also the subject
matter really disturbed me. The movie is about a high school student, Juno (Ellen Page), who comes down with
a bad case of pregnancy, and decides to offer her child up for adoption to an
ostensibly perfect couple Vanessa (Jennifer
Garner) and Mark (Jason
Bateman). My prevenient hatred of the film was based on the fact that the movie
is a comedy about teenage pregnancy, and as the father of a daughter I don't
find that sh** funny at all. But I was wrong. The movie was great!
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When The Dark Knight was sold out, Chuck went home and
watched a movie about food and romance. Here, he breaks it down for us.
by Chuck Nice
I had a moment this week to go to the movies, so of course I
headed out to see The Dark
Knight, starring Christian
Bale. I had heard nothing but great reviews from everyone who saw the movie
and even some who did not. I'm pretty sure I wasn't the only one who had been
told the movie was good, because the film was sold out. What is up with people
trying to see a superpopular movie on a weekend? Don't they know that weekday
afternoons are the time when theaters are empty? I couldn't believe so many
people had the same idea to see the same movie at the same time as me. So I
went home and watched No
Reservations on DVD.
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A day in the life of Chuck Nice as he films Cinematherapy
by Chuck Nice
This week WE tv is airing Age of Innocence, starring Daniel Day Lewis, Michele Pfeiffer, and Wynona Ryder. So you have a
general idea of the film's tone, I will share with you the movie's tagline: "In
a world of tradition. In an age of innocence. They dared to break the rules."
If you don't know what that tagline means then you have obviously never watched
a chick flick.
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No Country for Old Men left Chuck and his wife disappointed
by Chuck Nice
The other night I'm sitting on the sofa with my wife and, in
a very fetching voice, I asked what she'd like to do. She responded, "Let's
watch a movie." Just for the record, when it's after 10 p.m. and the kids are
asleep, the question "What would you like to do?" is the nicest way of saying
"Let's do it
like drunken co-eds in the back of an SUV." But a movie seemed like a suitable
replacement for hot prison relations, so I searched the On Demand menu for something
we could both enjoy. That something turned out to be No Country for Old Men. After a
brief argument, I convinced her that it must be a great movie because it was
critically acclaimed and Javier
Bardem won an Oscar...how could we go
wrong? Well, the town of Wrong
now has two new residents, because wrong is exactly where we went.
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